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In a few weeks I will turn 49 and I have been contemplating the end of the world before I turn 50. So here is my advice to all of you:

Drink the finest coffee in the world in the morning, and in my opinion that is Jamaican Blue Mountain, conveniently available at www.rocketfuelcoffee.com.

Smoke the best/your favorite cigar you can afford in the afternoon, and for me that would be a Montecristo El Mundo.

In the evening drink your favorite single malt Scotch with the love of your life. (Dalwhinnie 15/Matthew)

Now here is my priceless advice that will save you endless embarrassment and why you will remember me long after I am gone (hopefully long after I turn 49 or 50).

If you meet someone and you forget their name, say, “Hello, handsome”, if it is a man, or “Hello, gorgeous”, if it is a woman, no matter what they look like.

You’re welcome.

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